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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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