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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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