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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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