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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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