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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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