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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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