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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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