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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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