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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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