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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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