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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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