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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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