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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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