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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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