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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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