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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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