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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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