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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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