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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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