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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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