Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.