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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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