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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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