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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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