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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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