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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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