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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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