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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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