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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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