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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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