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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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