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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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