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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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