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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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