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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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