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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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