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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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