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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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