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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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