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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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