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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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