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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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