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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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