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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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