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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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