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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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