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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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