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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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