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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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