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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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