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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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