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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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