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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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