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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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