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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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