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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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