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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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