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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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