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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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