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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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