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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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